John Dies at the End
John Dies at the End
A Novel
David Wong



A drug called Soy Sauce. A portal to an Alternate Universe. Gore, Demons, Floating Worms, Scorpion Creatures, Shadow Men and more weirdness in this humorous take on the "save the world" formula. —Recommended by Don, City Lights Books

Stop! You should not have touched this book with your bare hands. No, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You’re under the eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

The important thing is this: The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do.

Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, we’ll have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

None of this is was my fault.

Title John Dies at the End
Subtitle A Novel
Author David Wong
Publisher St. Martin's Griffin
Title First Published 24 December 2012
Format Paperback
Nb of pages 496 p.
ISBN-10 1250035953
ISBN-13 9781250035950
Publication Date 24 December 2012
Main content page count 496
Weight 16 oz.
List Price $16.99
 


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